Read an extract from “Dumb answers to kids’ questions” by Pierre Chan

Chances are you’ve encountered a curious child before—tugging on the bottom of your shirt, looking up at you with wide eyes, eager to ask an adorably cute question. And chances are you’ve wanted that child to shut up.

That’s because kids like these inevitable ask questions like“Where do babies come from?” “Why is the sky blue?” “How come buttholes smell like poop?” (okay, maybe not that last one). But in an age where there’s Google, Siri, Alexa and Ask Jeeves (google it), why are these pint-sized dweebs still bothering you?

That’s why you need this book.

Dumb Answers to Kids’ Questions provides unexpectedly humorous and visual answers for adults to enjoy.